Greenways Publishing, publishers of best-selling weekly titles The Football League Paper and The Non-League Paper, are delighted to announce the launch of a new publication: The B-Team Paper.
Following the overwhelming success of Premier League reserve sides' inclusion into the EFL Trophy, Greenways now believe there is a gap in the market for a brand new bumper 88-page title to whet the appetite of the millions of ‘B team' fans around the country.
TBTP will be filled with all the latest news on your favourite Category A youngsters, with regular interviews and opinion, including an exclusive five-page extended column from EFL head honcho Shaun Harvey.
The rookie title will also contain special features such as;
- ‘Have We Won The World Cup Yet?' – our weekly analysis of how B teams are definitely helping make England a force to be reckoned with in world football once again
- ‘A Day in the Life' – we spend 24 hours with some of the young stars of B team football; what's their favourite school subject? Their favourite home-cooked meal? Have they started buying their own clothes yet? All will be revealed!
- ‘Fake News Watch' – poor attendances?? Anger from fans?? We don't think so! We delve deep into the media cycle and dispel all the ‘fake news' over B teams. Sad!
- ‘How Good Are They Now!' – we look back at some of the success stories of B team football, like…that one guy from Chelsea, or…there was that one bloke from Sunderland's academy, we think? Or was it West Ham… We'll get back to that one!
Read all this and much, much more in The B Team Paper: on sale between 6.11am and 6.25am every first Saturday after a full moon for just £3.26!
Please note: this is an April Fool's Day joke. Greenways Publishing are not launching a new 88-page title called ‘The B Team Paper'…obviously.