Chris Dunlavy
A FRESH TAKE ON FOOTBALL

A doctor who regularly works nights once described the strange delirium that descends during a sleep-deprived graveyard shift.
Upon finishing work one morning, he drove straight from the hospital to a music shop in town and bought an £800 guitar. Days later, rested and refreshed, he was baffled as to what motivated such an expensive and unnecessary purchase. He couldn’t even remember the thought process.
This is why complex surgery is never performed at night, apart from in emergencies. You don’t want someone like him chopping you up.
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